Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys have about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of nonsense that gets your blood pumping. No room for wimps here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every fiber of the ride.
- Ignore that shitty stuff you’ve been seeing.
- This where the real pleasure is.
- Take what you deserve: a wild, screaming trip.
You're not begging. We’re just offering you the deal.
fellas: Please Get down with me Me Fucking Tonight
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Screw around with Small talk, just Get in there already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Help! These Dudes {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come here on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- I Really Need To Get a Restraining Order.
- Seriously| This is getting Totally Unacceptable.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Go About My Day in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's Get Fucking Wild
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a night you won't forget. We gotta get wasted and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will keep us moving.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.